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McCarthy & McCarthy
BARRISTERS SOLICITORS
PATENT & TRADE MARK AGENTS
P.O. Box 48
TORONTO-DOMINION BANK TOWER
TORONTO-DOMINION CENTRE
TORONTO, CANADA
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TELEPHONE (416) 362-1812
TELEX 06-217813
TELECOPIER (416) 362-1812
RAPIFAX (416) 868-0673
CABLE CARTAN, TORONTO
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July 13, 1984
Mr. John Morawetz,
Mr. Herbert Morawetz,
Mr. Oskar Morawetz,
Mrs. Sonja Sinclair,
No Fixed Address
Dear Sirs and Madam:
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Anna Coatsworth
Mark Coatsworth
Signy Coatsworth
Jennifer Henderson
William Jeck
Julia Lederer
Zoe Morawetz
Eric Rubinstein |
I have been retained as legal counsel by the above named individuals in respect
of their complaint against yourselves, as organizers of the 90th birthday
celebrations of Frida Morawetz, for not being invited to such celebration.
I
have advised my clients that they are clearly victims of discrimination on the
basis of their age and that such discrimination is a violation of their rights
under the Canadian Constitution and Charter of Rights.
I have advised my clients that should they wish to pursue legal recourse, any
court in Canada would find you guilty and sentence you to repeat the celebration
and invite my clients to attend.
My clients however, not wanting to bite the hand which, at least on rare
occasions feeds them, are prepared to settle this matter on the following terms
and conditions:
- That you formally apologize to my clients and declare yourselves to be
wretches and not worthy of having my clients as relatives.
- That you undertake to invite my clients to the 100th birthday
celebrations of Frida Morawetz but not require them to sing any songs in
funny languages.
- That you compensate my clients for their pain and suffering and lost
fun, by delivering to each and every one of them the following:
(i) one large piece of walnut cake, with candle,
(ii) one popsicle, flavour to be specified by my clients,
(iii) one party hat or horn, and
(iv) one toy, the value of which shall be no less than $5.
If you are agreeable to these terms and conditions, you should signify such
agreement by standing at this time and loudly speaking as a group "oh, all
right" and then delivering the loot referred to above to my clients within
twenty-four hours at which time you will issue the formal apology referred to
above, declare yourselves to be wretches etc., and generally grovel and beg for
forgiveness.
Should you not accept these terms and conditions, my clients have instructed
me to pursue such remedies as their trust funds can accommodate.
Govern yourselves accordingly,
Yours very truly,
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